1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. *Texas* My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken goherself.
9. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser* That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
Sunday, April 26, 2009
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